A few years ago, I got my first real-life, sit-down job. In an effort to look nice for work, I headed to the store to pick out a few nice new outfits. Unfortunately, I chose all of the wrong stuff, and I was left feeling like an imbecile at the office. I picked skirts that were too short and accessories that looked gaudy. I didn't know how to dress, and it actually ended up costing me a promotion or two. However, after dealing with that challenge, I decided to spend a little time learning how to dress. A friend taught my tons of fashion advice, which I will pass onto you in this blog.